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The rest of my day was food shopping, a few hours working on this and other updates plus a bunch of things all to menial to warrant a mention so lets skip to Saturday. The morning kicked off with the whimpering and grizzles of my nearly one month old. Grab her, palm off for a feed, shower self, quickly change nappy and begin the rocking back to sleep process. If theres one thing I hate about parenthood its that trying to get baby to sleep part. Its boring and frustrating when you have shit to do or somewhere to be. Just when you think theyre asleep. WAAAH WAHH Ive now learnt the trick is to get them to sleep, put down in the bassinet and bail bail bail Then its mummys problem. Following that I was onsite for about 8. Wouldve been hours sooner if not for neighbours coming over to chat and inspect, same with friends and fam and even randos who live nearby just wanting a looktour. Cheers everyone for selfishly monopolising my time but youre preventing me from well, you know, getting anything done. In some ways that was actually okay because it was heavy lifting day. A pile of the densest stone in the known universe had to be shifted from front to back followed by digging the biggest hole since that one opened up in Russia a few weeks ago. That lasted as long as it took me to strike and severe an ominous looking cable a few feet down. Panic ensued thankfully wasnt electrocuted and careful examination aka a firm tug revealed it to be the old telephone cable which had been previously disconnected. Telstra, why you no conduitThe baby gurgling noises had me up shit the bed early on Sunday. Put the time to good use by getting the fuck out and plonking myself in front of the computer to attack a gigantic pile of papers. A long passage of time later all bills were paid plus those of three other people. 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